There is next to nothing to say about this "game". I cannot technically classify it as such. See Taboo is a "game" of menus that you complete in minutes. All it does is ask you your name, birthday, sex, a question and what state your from and that's literally it. You'd have more fun registering for a website or starting an email account than you would "playing" this! In between the game shuffles a set of tarot cards with some trippy visuals and then reveals each to you.
None of it makes sense, all you do is hit A to keep the menus rolling, and the music is abysmal. This is especially sad since the developers of this are the famous Rare of Banjo Kazooie and Goldeneye fame coupled with Tradewest but only shortly after they'd go on to make awesome games like Battletoads together! This isn't a cartridge that should exist. Somebody bought these carts for $60 back in the day expecting a game but oh boy were they gypped!
The question I asked it was "what rating should I give it?" and it pushed ten cards on me so it wants a 10/10 but I can't in good conscious give it that. I have to actually give it a 0/10. It fails conceptually as a game and is a terrible waste of an NES cart. This is a cruel joke you play on your friends. I've seen its game through at least 4 times but I've never wanted to review it due to laziness and my lack of want to acknowledge its existence. If it can be considered a game, its the worst NES game, actually, just the worst video game ever created.
None of it makes sense, all you do is hit A to keep the menus rolling, and the music is abysmal. This is especially sad since the developers of this are the famous Rare of Banjo Kazooie and Goldeneye fame coupled with Tradewest but only shortly after they'd go on to make awesome games like Battletoads together! This isn't a cartridge that should exist. Somebody bought these carts for $60 back in the day expecting a game but oh boy were they gypped!
The question I asked it was "what rating should I give it?" and it pushed ten cards on me so it wants a 10/10 but I can't in good conscious give it that. I have to actually give it a 0/10. It fails conceptually as a game and is a terrible waste of an NES cart. This is a cruel joke you play on your friends. I've seen its game through at least 4 times but I've never wanted to review it due to laziness and my lack of want to acknowledge its existence. If it can be considered a game, its the worst NES game, actually, just the worst video game ever created.

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